nikki_ remembers that time she was filmed at her birthday party being very angry with the girl who had sat in her chair...
and also the time they filmed me in some christmas play, where I was the star but I must have rewritten the story because I ended up following the three kings instead of the other way round
inhouseuk
awww
nikki_
I was daydreaming and missed the part where I was supposed to move
g0llum has quit
Shepard
cute :P
nikki_
I had arse length blonde curly hair and one of the dinner ladies called me goldilocks
and I hated it!
mustaqila
Cute :P
nikki_
I avoided her because I hated it
Shepard
where's the nose space, muz?
nikki_
shhhh
mustaqila
<- There
Shepard
:O that's a long not existing nose
mustaqila
Shoosh
inhouseuk
I remember a drunken evening whilst on holiday in italy maaannnny years ago. We'd been drinking most of the afternoon + evening and then decided to go clubbing. By the time we got back to the hotel, the main entrance was looked and the night watchman was snoring. Anyway,we decided it was a good idea to climb the wall (about 2 metres high) and go in the back entrance which was always...
...unlocked. But, we forgot there was a swimming pool immediately on the otherside of the wall!
mustaqila
Hahah, that's awesome
nikki_ looks amused
asmodai
kiri shigure
Fuji wo minu hi zo
omoshiroki
nikki_
wakarimasen!
Shepard
o_O
asmodai
nikki_: haiku
nikki_
ahh
Shepard thinks he slipped into some time+space anomaly
asmodai
fog and soft rain
make Fuji-san invisible
how interesting
17th century, Matsuo Basho
nikki_
that was random
asmodai
Random warp in time and space
Shepard
that whole thing was random!!!
asmodai
What was random?
Shepard sighs
mustaqila
Timespace
There is apparently a random aspect to it or something
asmodai grins evilly and marks another one
Shepard
I get it, you all want to confuse me
conspiracy!
asmodai
Shepard: Not at all, all done by yours truly.
mustaqila continues eating choccy digestives
nikki_ wonders if muz is trying to compete with her for the biggest waistline
mustaqila
I'd lose, sorely
nikki_
yeah!
mustaqila
I seem to have this weird phenomenon whereby I eat but don't gain much weight
asmodai
Ouch.
Run!
mustaqila is weedy
Never riposte a female's form statements
Shepard
muz: same here
nikki_
damn you guys
mustaqila
asmodai, more so a problem with me :P
nikki_
give me your damned metabolism now!!
mustaqila
I'll trade you for a shiny Charizard pok�mon card
mustaqila giggles
asmodai
Owww
Charizard
nikki_ turns into a sumo wrestler and stomps on muz
mustaqila
:(
nikki_
I have a shiny meowth card!
mustaqila
I have crumbs in my bed!
nikki_
no wait, I think it's persian
I don't know, someone gave me it
mustaqila
It would appear I was eating biscuits last night in bed
nikki_
wouldn't surprise me
mustaqila shrugs
mustaqila
I don't ever eat in bed if I can help it, I hate the crumbs and whatnot
It's just awkward too
asmodai
nikki_: I bought a book called: gaijin on a bicycle.
inhouseuk
Shepard: SELECT randomquote INTO #musicbrainz FROM obscure_book ORDER BY confusion_quotant;
nikki_ giggles madly
Shepard
blub
mustaqila
Hah
asmodai
Since everything is but an apparition, perfect in being what it is, having
into laughter. -- Long Chen Pa
asmodai whips up some MathML
Mudcrow joined the channel
Shepard
hi mud
inhouseuk
nikki: Russian tongue twister - "Карл у Клары украл кораллы, а Клара у Карла украла кларнет"
translation - "Karl stole corals from Klara and Klara stole a clarinet from Karl"
nikki_
well, it's got a ы in it, it's already a tongue twister for me ;)
Kerensky97 joined the channel
inhouseuk
my wife was trying to get me to repeat it last night and I failed terribly
mustaqila
Oooh, you smell nice! What is it?... Gin!
nikki_
hi Kerensky97
Kerensky97
hi nikki
mustaqila
HEy Kerensky97
Kerensky97
hello
Shepard
grappa!
Kerensky97
'morning here
nikki_
time o' day!
Kerensky97
10am
nikki_
where's 'here'?
Kerensky97
beautiful, 75F
nikki_
MST?
Kerensky97
salt lake city, Utah
nikki_
ahh
Kerensky97
yeah
mustaqila
Hmmm Polygamy?
nikki_
woohoo! I can count!
Kerensky97
:)
Nyght
muz!
mustaqila
Beth!
Nyght slaps muze!
mustaqila whimpers from bethe
Nyght
be nice! or behave, or be dog food. :)
mustaqila
Eep!
Nyght
Though I'm guilty too. :)
mustaqila
Hahah
Nyght
I just controlled my fingers better, now, you can explain!
here in the states there were three guys that got arrested for doing unlicensed surgery on willing victims (volunteers?) to have their testes removed.. I thought I'd heard everything.
inhouseuk
ouch
Nyght
removed and replaced.. in some instances, with implanted false testes.. not that I have a clue why.